Thursday, January 31, 2008

excerpt: Decency Rules & Reg's Manual

  • If it looks like a duck,
  • talks like a duck,
  • walks like a duck,
  • does "it" like a duck,
  • votes Green Party,
  • likes Jon Stewart,
  • buys free-range eggs,
  • is child-less by choice,
  • and uses a push mower,
  • it's a duck
  • and it must be reported.
from Decency Rules And Regulations Manual, p.139: The Department of Homeland Decency. Three Rivers Press. New York. Copyright 2006, 2008 by Frank Fuller and Sara Fuller.

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