excerpt: Decency Rules & Reg's Manual

• If it looks like a duck,
• talks like a duck,
• walks like a duck,
• does "it" like a duck,
• votes Green Party,
• likes Jon Stewart,
• buys free-range eggs,
• is child-less by choice,
• and uses a push mower,
• it's a duck

• and it must be reported.

from Decency Rules And Regulations Manual, p.139: The Department of Homeland Decency. Three Rivers Press. New York. Copyright 2006, 2008 by Frank Fuller and Sara Fuller.

www.homelanddecency.com